my-very-single-and-very-catholic-friend: maybe I should just become a nun.
me: you don't want to be a nun.... the name says it!
and yes, blanche said that on golden girls. I cherish moments where I can use golden girls quotes in the real world. Makes my whole day.
PS: I typed this entire post with 1 hand and wrangled a toddler with the other. such fun.