Because killing a 6 year old just wasn't enough, the dumbasses in L-town have decided to have a gang shooting a couple of blocks away from my school and kill a known gang member outside of an apartment building that ALSO contained children! Want to know why? Because they're AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT. They're clever, cunning, and smart! They truly CARE about the youth of our city, as well. Oh, and do you want to know at what TIME they shot the gang member a couple of blocks from our school and near the apartment building where some of our children live? You guessed it! Right after the children got out of school!!
Seriously, where is Chuck Norris when you need him? *Sigh*
And seriously, someone PLEASE invent a Gang Member Catcher 2000, catch them all, then burn them all to death. Kthxbye.